WE ARE AWAY!
Ain’t that right — J‑J‑J‑J+J Figures is hittin’ the road, slapnuts!
That’s right, we’re struttin’ and strummin’ our way to Squared Circle Expo in Indianapolis all weekend long. While we’re out there shakin’ hands, kissin’ babies, and talkin’ shop with the finest fans in the world, our shipping boots are takin’ a quick breather.
But don’t you worry your little guitar‑swingin’ heart; any order placed from now through March 31st will be packed up, signed, sealed, and shipped no later than April 1st. And that ain’t an April Fool’s joke, that’s a guarantee from Double J… and you know he always delivers.
